What time is it? It’s probably tea time. No, it’s definitely tea time. Especially in Cox’s Bazar. I’ve lost count of how many cups of tea a day I drink. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I mean, sure the tea here is drowning in sweetened condensed milk and packed with loads of sugar. But that’s what keeps you going when you’re in Cox’s Bazar. That and my favorite energy drink, Speed! If you haven’t already, check out my tribute to Speed:
Back to the tea! If you spend a week in Cox’s Bazar and don’t drink a single cup of tea, I really question whether you even stepped out of your hotel room. That’s the first thing you should do when you arrive. Walk the streets and look for the finest tea shop around. There really are a plethora to choose from.
You can go for the fancy, luxurious tea-and-saucer in an established restaurant with plastic tablecloths.
You can take the alternative approach and sit in a makeshift tea shop, holding a scolding hot dixie cup of tea. You spend your time paranoid that the water will burn through the plastic. Don’t worry, it rarely does.
The best part about “tea time” is that it can happen any time!
Nihab knows when it’s time for tea: after a long day of filming.
The Perks of Drinking Tea: Making Friends
If you’re chilling outside with a cup of tea, chances are you’ll make a couple friends.
Sometimes you’ll have babies thrown into your lap with no questions asked. Then you sit in a panic as the mother disappears for 20 minutes and you are seriously contemplating whether she just gave you a child or not. This brings up more questions about what to do — Are you ready to raise a child? What name would you give the child? Did this mother really just leave her child for you? Is she ever actually going to return…?
[good news] She returns — after she ran to the market to buy her child a new dress and asks for a photoshoot in the new dress. You breathe a sigh of relief when you realize that you won’t be raising that child after all. You can continue your globetrotting life.
All of that happened over a simple cup of tea. Brilliant.